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Monday, February 20, 2017

Chronicles V – SA People in Maputo

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I am hating the construction business and disliking my cousin more every day. I am treated like a skivvy at his house. He and Jay have off road bikes, and on weekends they load them on a bakkie, then I have to take them out into the open country and drive back home. Each time Jay says, “Now you go straight home Wayne.” Guess who gets to wash the bikes when they get back? I do this and they go to the pubs that are frequented with South African people, mainly in construction and trucking business. I am embarrassed to be a South African because of the type of people they are. Seems they live in the past, apartheid era. All hate blacks in general and say bad things about the Mozambicans. They all have grown wealthier here than they could in South Africa. My cousin is a good example, his construction company in South Africa was a failure, and he could not cut the mustard, so moved to Mozambique. Here I see and hear from Vaughn’s friends it was easy to exploit both the government and the laborers and become fairly wealthy. They brag about how the exploit the Mozambique people and complain about the new laws the government has implicated to curb them. I would rather wash dirt bikes that associate or even be seen with these people. My cousin’s workers have commented on the fact that I am not like the other South Africans. I tell them not all South Africans are like the lot they see. Those are the ones we did not want so they came to Mozambique. Never a truer word than spoken in jest.
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Amanzimtoti Fishing Report Feb 21

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Official Report says:
According to our calculations, today Feb 21, 2017 has a 3 out of 4 rating and is a good day for fishing.
The current moonphase is a Third Quarter Moon and 31 percent of the moon is visible.
The sun will rise at 05:42 and sets at 18:38 while the moon rises at 00:51 and sets at 14:47.
Best fishing times are indicated by the four solunar periods of high feeding activity.
The two major solunar periods last for two hours or more and normally produce best results. Check out those days when they happen during sunrise or sunset for an extra boost.
The first major solunar feeding period starts at 06:49. The second major solunar feeding period starts at 19:13.
Minor periods last for about one or two hours. Feeding is said to be less vigorous. But if other factors like weather, tides, sunrise, etc are favorable those times could be just as good as the major times.
The first minor solunar feeding period starts at . The second minor solunar feeding period starts at 13:47.
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Tree Fog in Amanzimtoti

A friend of mine often says, “In Africa you are never alone.” Well while watching a DVD last night, this chap was watching me!
Unlike Geckos who use a dry grip to cling to, well, anything, frogs use a wet grip. You would not find this little fellow up the window on a hot dry day.
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Sunday, February 19, 2017

The Chronicles V – Black Market Fuel

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Amanzimtoti Fishing Report Feb 20

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According to our calculations, today Feb 20, 2017 has a 3 out of 4 ratingand is a good day for fishing.
The current moonphase is a Third Quarter Moon and 40 percent of the moon is visible.
The sun will rise at 05:41 and sets at 18:39 while the moon rises at 00:07 and sets at 13:57.
Best fishing times are indicated by the four solunar periods of high feeding activity.
The two major solunar periods last for two hours or more and normally produce best results. Check out those days when they happen during sunrise or sunset for an extra boost.
The first major solunar feeding period starts at 06:02. This is just around sunrise and therefore gets an extra rating. The second major solunar feeding period starts at 18:24.
Minor periods last for about one or two hours. Feeding is said to be less vigorous. But if other factors like weather, tides, sunrise, etc are favorable those times could be just as good as the major times.
The first minor solunar feeding period starts at . The second minor solunar feeding period starts at 12:57.
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Saturday, February 18, 2017

The Chronicles V – Mozambique Taxi

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The visa system in Mozambique works like this. You get a visa at the border but it lasts only one month. To get another months visa one has to leave and then re-enter Mozambique. This is a pain in the arse, but expired visas? Vaughn told me that you get huge fines if your visa is note up to date, he normally takes his South African people to the border, but tells his cousin, me, that I must catch a taxi. I get the company personnel officer, Gustavo, to take me to the taxi ranks; it is opposite a very South African like mall. The border is not that far, about 80km away. The cost is 60 Metica. (R20.00.) I squeeze in to the mini bus, a huge mamma is sitting almost on top of me. I am in the row just behind the driver and notice he has no fuel; I am a bit paranoid about this type of thing. Finally when we have squeezed in more people than you would believe possible, we set off. Only to travel a short distance, then we stop, a woman passenger starts yelling at some people, jumps out and gets into what looks like an argument. She returned to the vehicle and we were off again. Barreling along at 120km an hour in a totally un-roadworthy, over crowded mini bus, I got to wondering if this is how I will finally get killed.
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Amanzimtoti Fishing Report Feb 19

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According to our calculations, today Feb 19, 2017 has a 2 out of 4 rating ( (*) (*) ( ) ( ) ) and is a average day for fishing.
The current moonphase is a Third Quarter Moon and 49 percent of the moon is visible.
The sun will rise at 05:40 and sets at 18:40 while the moon rises at and sets at 13:05.
Best fishing times are indicated by the four solunar periods of high feeding activity.
The two major solunar periods last for two hours or more and normally produce best results. Check out those days when they happen during sunrise or sunset for an extra boost.
The first major solunar feeding period starts at 05:32. This is just around sunrise and therefore gets an extra rating. The second major solunar feeding period starts at 17:36. This is just around sunset and therefore gets an extra rating.
Minor periods last for about one or two hours. Feeding is said to be less vigorous. But if other factors like weather, tides, sunrise, etc are favorable those times could be just as good as the major times.
The first minor solunar feeding period starts at . The second minor solunar feeding period starts at 12:05.
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Friday, February 17, 2017

Chronicles V – The Clinic Final

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Must be the worst fumbling job I have ever seen with a needle and syringe follows. She also wants to start sewing immediately. Again I get Ziggy to tell her to wait a few moments for the bloody stuff to work. He translates. She seems grateful for the advice. It got worse. The poor untrained girl, and Ziggy, suffers through putting in three of the 5 needed stitches, she has never done this before, of  that, I am sure. Even with the injection, Ziggy stops her from trying to do the last two. I help her bandage the wound. It cost 10 Metica. (R3.00.)  We get back on site and Vaughn does not even come to see if Ziggy is ok. Jay takes the keys and says we better finish the roof on time. I have no time for my cousin and his wife, maybe even before this incident but definitely after.
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Amanzimtoti Fishing Report Feb 18

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According to our calculations, today Feb 18, 2017 has a 2 out of 4 rating and is a average day for fishing.
The current moonphase is a Third Quarter Moon and 58 percent of the moon is visible.
The sun will rise at 05:39 and sets at 18:41 while the moon rises at 23:26 and sets at 12:13.
Best fishing times are indicated by the four solunar periods of high feeding activity.
The two major solunar periods last for two hours or more and normally produce best results. Check out those days when they happen during sunrise or sunset for an extra boost.
The first major solunar feeding period starts at 04:30. The second major solunar feeding period starts at 16:49. This is just around sunset and therefore gets an extra rating.
Minor periods last for about one or two hours. Feeding is said to be less vigorous. But if other factors like weather, tides, sunrise, etc are favorable those times could be just as good as the major times.
The first minor solunar feeding period starts at 11:13. The second minor solunar feeding period starts at 22:26.
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Thursday, February 16, 2017

The Chronicles V – The Clinic 2

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We get to the front and go into the consulting room with a sister, the doctor is in the other one. Problem is this sister is very young and she is very nervous. She is a black lady so hard to see if she went pale as she undressed my crude dressing, but her hands started shaking. The consulting room consists of a bunk covered with foam, no clean sheet of paper or clothe, the wall that it is up against has all sorts of stains I do not want to think about. Ziggy does not go that way, he is lead to a small three legged stool, a dirt bin half full of other stained stuff I also don’t want to think about is put under his hand. He is dripping blood. Next to the stool is a table with the usual patch up tools, except no sterilizing basin, no hot water even. This is bad. The very nervous, young sister, threads a curved needle, I know these things. I have seen the local anasetic bottles and syringes but she proceeds to push the needle through the skin. Ziggy is moaning in pain, and definitely a shade or two lighter that his usual colour. I tell Ziggy to ask her for an injection first! He translates, the poor girl forgot!
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Amanzimtoti Fishing Report Feb 17

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According to our calculations, today Feb 17, 2017 has a 1 out of 4 rating  and is a poor day for fishing.
The current moonphase is a Waning Gibbous and 68 percent of the moon is visible.
The sun will rise at 05:39 and sets at 18:42 while the moon rises at 22:47 and sets at 11:22.
Best fishing times are indicated by the four solunar periods of high feeding activity.
The two major solunar periods last for two hours or more and normally produce best results. Check out those days when they happen during sunrise or sunset for an extra boost.
The first major solunar feeding period starts at 03:46. The second major solunar feeding period starts at 16:04.
Minor periods last for about one or two hours. Feeding is said to be less vigorous. But if other factors like weather, tides, sunrise, etc are favorable those times could be just as good as the major times.
The first minor solunar feeding period starts at 10:22. The second minor solunar feeding period starts at 21:47.
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Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Seascapes 1 on Amanzimtoti Classifieds

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Desk Chairs

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The Chronicles V – The Clinic Part 1

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Vaughn is now shouting and swearing at us and we are making even more mistakes. Worse we are getting careless in our haste, even by my reckless standards. Ziggy and I are doing the roof with paper thin corrugated iron, the wind is howling and the sheets are being flung around. Vaughn is not interested, just get the job done. The inevitable happens. Ziggy get hurt, the wind blew a sheet off the roof and he grabbed for it, it sliced his thumb to the bone. There was a lot of blood. I got the first aid kit out and put a pressure bandage on. He needed more than my basic first aid skills. I asked where the hospital was. I found out Mozal runs a clinic a few short kilometers up the road. I tell Ziggy to hang in there and I will go and get a bakkies keys from Jay or Vaughn. I tell them what happened and Vaughn is pissed off, he does not give a damn about his worker that is hurt, he actually refuses to give me the keys. He reckons Ziggy should just carry on working.
I get pissed off. Always a bad thing, I tell him off and just take the keys, collect Ziggy and head out. The clinic is not bad looking, a surprise. It consists of a small building with two consulting rooms. It has a neat garden and a long waiting bench under a veranda. It costs 1 Metica to join the queue. (R0.30.)
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Amanzimtoti Fishing Report Feb 16

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According to our calculations, today Feb 16, 2017 has a 1 out of 4 rating and is a poor day for fishing.
The current moonphase is a Waning Gibbous and 76 percent of the moon is visible.
The sun will rise at 05:38 and sets at 18:43 while the moon rises at 22:11 and sets at 10:28.
Best fishing times are indicated by the four solunar periods of high feeding activity.
The two major solunar periods last for two hours or more and normally produce best results. Check out those days when they happen during sunrise or sunset for an extra boost.
The first major solunar feeding period starts at 03:02. The second major solunar feeding period starts at 15:19.
Minor periods last for about one or two hours. Feeding is said to be less vigorous. But if other factors like weather, tides, sunrise, etc are favorable those times could be just as good as the major times.
The first minor solunar feeding period starts at 09:28. The second minor solunar feeding period starts at 21:11.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Chronicles V – Unacceptable Behavior

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One day Vaughn tells Ziggy and I we have to fix up a much rusted shipping container as an office for the visiting Mozal people. The roof and floor are rusted through and we have to cut them out and build new ones. The floor is to be concrete and the new roof corrugated iron. Now both Ziggy and I have never done anything like this before and Vaughn gives a ridiculous deadline. When Vaughn walks on site his staff is very nervous, any that can, split. He shouts and screams, throws childish tantrums and has hit people before. As the Mozambique government does not take kindly to this, apparently he has been in trouble about this behavior more than once before. So far he has not shouted at me, just looks at me like I am a piece of shit. Ironically he and Jay have started drinking again and I see the alcoholic pattern emerging, I am after all an expert at this business, by association and practice. They drink just a little more each day. Then the fights start, mainly because of Vaughn’s problems with Kirsten. He feels Jay is too soft on him. One night Vaughn trashed the whole house in a drunken rage. The anger was directed at Kirsten, whom he regards as a “moffie”, and a mommy’s boy. I flew under the radar, also because of personal experience with people like this; and the next morning Vaughn gave the classic alkies remorse speech. I had not had a drink since entering The Ark, at this stage, but I could hear the evil bastard calling me. Now Ziggy and I have to put up with a still pissed from the night before boss. We try our best but we are just not up to this job, first we nearly kill each other with the huge angle grinders then we fuck up the cement floor, it was, just , a little bit…… unlevel.
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Amanzimtoti Fishing Report Feb 15

Amanzimtoti Fishing Report Feb 15

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According to our calculations, today Feb 15, 2017 has a 2 out of 4 rating  and is a average day for fishing.
The current moonphase is a Waning Gibbous and 84 percent of the moon is visible.
The sun will rise at 05:37 and sets at 18:44 while the moon rises at 21:37 and sets at 09:36.
Best fishing times are indicated by the four solunar periods of high feeding activity.
The two major solunar periods last for two hours or more and normally produce best results. Check out those days when they happen during sunrise or sunset for an extra boost.
The first major solunar feeding period starts at 02:19. The second major solunar feeding period starts at 14:36.
Minor periods last for about one or two hours. Feeding is said to be less vigorous. But if other factors like weather, tides, sunrise, etc are favorable those times could be just as good as the major times.
The first minor solunar feeding period starts at 08:36. The second minor solunar feeding period starts at 20:37.
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Monday, February 13, 2017

Black and White – Photo Fun 4

Photography is one of my hobbies but I seldom take photographs of people. My own photographs you will find come from…. a Different Angle.  These are just some pics I found on the net, greyscaled and then colourized, just for fun.  The title? You would have to have followed me to catch the humour, the reference to Cats is NOT what you think! I hope you enjoy the pics any how.
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The Chronicles V – Safety Rules

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All over the suburb are little chemists, Farmácia, they sell Grandpa Headache Powders! A box of 38 in South Africa was around R25.00, here they are 380 Metica. That is R126! Shit it is cheaper to drink. Local beer is 20 Metica a Quart, in the Shebeen. R6.60. the booze in this country is cheap and well known brands are 1/10th of the price in my country but. I hear stories about the Johnny Walker Black Label one gets at local shops, very cheap, looks exactly like the real thing, and then you taste it. Also hard drinking guys pass out after half a bottle. Must be medicinal alcohol mixed in with it. If one wants decent booze the Checkers here has a full selection, imported from South Africa. 10 times the price though. At this stage I was on the wagon, so it made no difference to me.
The next few weeks I worked every day on the construction sites, I learned more about bloody cement than I ever wanted to know. I got even fitter that I was from all the wood chopping at The Ark.  I made friends with all the workmen and with Ziggy in particular. I learned all the safety rules from Penganie and drove him nuts by breaking them. Wear safety gloves to paint, for God sake! Huge sheets of paper have to be filled in before any job can proceed, even a small job like changing an oil filter. One has to list all the possible accidents that MAY happen. This could take hours and meanwhile the work just sits. The amusing part is what the chaps came up with, hell they should be writing stories!
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